Rules for Cats #5

Rules for Cats #5: Make yourself comfortable at all times.  Remember that nothing, NOTHING, NOTHING, is more important than your own comfort.

• If you want to take a nap on the overhead closet shelf, it is permissible to climb suits, blouses, and other delicate hanging items to get there.
  
  
• A loaf of fresh bread or a package of rolls left on the counter can make an exceptionally comfortable chaise.
  
  
• A word to expectant mothers: scout out the most comfortable birthing location in the house.  Lingerie drawers are a traditional favorite, but any site that holds expensive and delicate clothing will do.

Taken from "The Rules for Cats" by Fancy Mews