Rules for Cats #4

Rules for Cats #4:  Let nothing keep you from your rightful place at the center of the universe.  If your person seems preoccupied, find gentle ways to remind him that you are the most important being in the world.

• When someone is cooking, place yourself between the cook and his work.  Observing from a distance greater than six inches is not condoned.
  
  
• The very best place to sit is wherever someone is already sitting.
  
  
• Remember that it is extremely important for you to jump between the sheets as the bed is being made.
  
  
• A good general rule is to remain underfoot at all times.

Taken from "The Rules for Cats" by Fancy Mews