Rules for Cats #2

Rules for Cats #2:  Cultivate the feline mystique.

• Never be too consistent.  It is important to keep the person in your life guessing when it comes to your likes and dislikes.
  
  
• Should you make a faux pas, always act as if your action was deliberate and intentional.
  
  
• Do not, under any circumstances, reveal your true intelligence or your ability to fend for yourself.  You will blow the gig for all of us.
  
  
• Learn to look bored instead of merely lazy.  An expression of boredom will cause your person to feel guilty, and this will work to your advantage.

Taken from "The Rules for Cats" by Fancy Mews