- When someone is cooking, place yourself between the cook and his work. Observing from a distance greater than six inches is not condoned.
- The very best place to sit is wherever someone is already sitting.
- Remember that it is extremely important for you to jump between the sheets as the bed is being made.
- A good general rule is to remain underfoot at all times.
Taken from "The Rules for Cats" by Fancy Mews